@vox_rowan: I looooove French 75s. Once I had one that was champagne + Chambord + orange juice (still called a French 75, incorrectly). Loved it.

@vox_rowan: Ooh is that one drink? Those are all of my favorite things. I also like champagne + Ciroc + Grey Goose Poire, but it's awfully sugary and black-out inducing.

I still can't believe she's 38. She looks 18.

@BAngieB: But appreciate yours! It took me a second because I was like she's right, why on earth would I qualify that? and then I remembered that in the context of Fine Young Gentleman, such things need to be spelled out.

@BAngieB: Well, you're right, I don't for you guys, but I do for him.

My Southern Gentleman boyfriend is very mad at Kat Von D for "cheating on Sandra Bullock." He refuses to step down off this argument, despite my lengthy protests that Kat and Sandra were never a lesbian couple/there is no other way for this sentence to be accurate.

Dear Everything About This Article,

@CubeRootOfPi: Yes...I have an ongoing confusion between the two women.

Pretttttty normal-looking underpants.

Just to clarify, Jewel didn't steal somebody's husband? Or she did?

@saoirse4: I definitely heard the news coverage of the story...I agree it's a non-issue and schools deal with this all the time. Maybe it speaks to the dangers of the AP? But I did find the image hilariously bad accompaniment for an article about VT school dances.

@saoirse4: 1. I was kidding and 2. Last week.

@SheelaNaGig: :) She does it in such a happy way, too, like she always seems pretty self-secure and just having fun with it. I bet she's a fairly interesting person in real life.

Jim Carrey has an irrational fear of innoculizations? I would think that would make him a perfect match for Jenny McC.

Something I love about her is that she always looks gorge but she tries all different looks — platinum hair, pink hair, natural hair, updos, vegan clothes. She's not afraid to test the waters.

I agree with many of the other commentors that these photographs are interesting and that the corresponding article and headline are a little strange and indicate the writer isn't informed or interested in modern Asian women's makeup techniques. Really confusing and not up to par, Jezebel. Next week why don't you…

I think this is a very accurate photo of what Vermont school dances look like.

@Lou_Belle: Yah and me! Oh. Wait. Bleach isn't an acceptable power animal??

@GiGiBird: I'm sure Patti's yelling helps the TV show make nice sound clips, but it really makes her seem like a poor communicator and a spoiled brat. I've met temper tantrum-prone executives before and although they may be intelligent people, their yelling always reads more baby, less genius to me.

I think when a client's insecurities border too closely on Patti's own, she screams at them and tells them they are unsolveably wrecked. This woman honestly had one of the worst dating mindsets I've seen depicted on the show — but that really made me feel she needed the most help, not the most yelling and judgment!…