Lindsay needs an Aveda contract. Or Columbia Sports. Or something that reads fresh and minty and organic, not Mariah Carey drugstore perfume knock-off.

I will only wear pants that contain both my entire ass and entire thong, even if they need to reach Mom-like heights to ensure this. I turn 28 in 2011. It's okay. There are a full decades' worth of girls younger than me who will carry on low rise where I'm leaving it off.

I don't want to be too Cathy to this Veronica, but can I just say:

@sterlingsilver36: Haha, that's funny but after I posted this I went and reread the fine print and noticed how fast food restaurants aren't strictly commercial chains but anything prepared and sold over a counter, and Samosa Man is the *first* thing that popped to mind. I guess we just have our own homegrownish…

@Princess Leela: And now! A reason to go to Rutland!

@Princess Leela: And now! A reason to go to Rutland!

Yeahhhhhh Vermont!!! And the fast food places/person is a little misleading. We have two Taco Bells in our entire state and no Wendy's. We just also only have 35 people.

I'm sorry, but the TI photo does nothing to undo his hotness. Because I know all that happened is he said "girl, I'll do whatever u like," and she said "squat. photograph it. then go down on me while I drink this Moet." Nothing to see here, folks....

Dodai, I want you to stop name-calling yourself in photographs. You are so beautiful and you're the only online presence whose fashion advice I truly find no-nonsense.

@yumpopink: I was shocked thinking it was US Elle! I couldn't read the India.

Can we have a Jez #giftswap?

Hard to compare a studio shot under lights with a fuzzy nighttime candid. Could we instead celebrate that U.S. Elle is branching into exciting, lesser-known, non-Kate Hudson cover models??

Haha my boyfriend is from the South and I'm from Connecticut and last night he said, "I swear, Kim is not from Atlanta. She's from your state." And he was RIGHT!

@Nick Denton: I feel as though Gawker is trying to wage a war with 4Chan, and I'm a little uncomfortable participating because I don't like to be involved in the one-upping of hackers. Is Gawker planning to take a step back from ridiculing them and just try to live and let live a little, for the sake of everyone's…

@Jessica Coen: A little! But it's very small and I don't know Nick Denton from Mary Magdalene. For all I know, King of 4Chan posted that photo. The wording on the initial "uhoh" post on Gawker seemed out-of-usual-tone-of-voice to me and terrified me.

I felt very insecure typing both my old and new password in to that little box on Gawker on Sunday. How do I know 4Chan is not up here running the site for the day? How do we have any proof you guys are even at the helm?

@Ella_Menope: I actually asked for my account to be deleted once when my family members discovered who I was and it was supposedly deleted, but then when I tried logging in again, there I was, with all my history...like deleting an FB account, it never seems to truly go away.

@LoSpaz: Yeah, I'm Vermont. We don't have "winter looks" as much as "a winter look" which includes which hat+scarf+puffy coat+duck boot combo you'd like to be identified by this year from afar.

@GREGORYABUTLER10031: "Do you want to BE Brett Michaels or DO Brett Michaels? Your life depends on it."

@GREGORYABUTLER10031: Maybe instead they should play TLC and see if the "gays" are able to stay awake or not.