But...straight porn is full of huge cocks?

I actually think this was a good year for Vogue covers. There's only one true teeny-bopper (Lively), a fair array of ages, Tina Fey, Angelina, Marion looking f-ing amazing and proving you can have wide shoulder blades and still be smoking, and Anne Hathaway, for some reason representing Latinas. Fair round-up.

I continue to be amazed at how much we've learned about manipulating the reactions of the penis and appearance of the boobs through science and how little we know about the process of birth.

Kathy, hunny, the best part about the Palins is you don't have to mock their looks! They provide all the jokes themselves! What an idiotic disservice she's done herself. I hope it's career-ending.

I knew this to be true!!!

@Coldwine: This type of thing is basically 35% of my work.

One-on-one social events with your boss (ie: Let's take a quick trip to Target/Ikea after the meeting!)

@ArtAttack: You are 100% on that. I draw in people who don't speak English, people who are lost, people who are homeless. They flock to me. I wear sunglasses when I'm flying — the ENTIRE TIME.

I have a "kind face" which helped me in my early twenties because I looked impressionable and eager-to-please. Now I always feel I'm being read immediately as naive or untrained. I have to be sure to be articulate and almost aggressively assertive to prove I'm not just what my face says I am.

Oh, man. I thought her engagement rumors were jokes.

Haha, I thought this photo was the big "Big Daddy" reveal and I was like he's....a 21-year-old ginger???

Give TSA a break. Have you guys seen the kittens hiding kittens vid??? You never know what's going on underneath!

If this is true, I actually find this incredibly romantic and incredibly revealing of Kate's personality. It's a rare girl that would be wooed by a setting like this and I'm all for it. No martinis or big TVs or glittering cityscapes for me either, just some privacy, some earthiness, and a bed with clean sheets!

I loooooove this astrologer. I've been following her for a couple of years. Her monthly predictions are fun and intuitive and so detailed. They're fun to read even if you don't believe they have any bearing in reality—they're full of questions so they're like little mini-therapies.

@Diziet_Sma: @YoullRueMcClanahanTheDay: What? I just think it's not a nice photo! Her eyes are closed. Why not show her smiling and looking at the camera?

Um my commenting is all crazy today, sorry.

Sorry sorry wonky commenting box.

Is Patti Smith the person depicted? Or is this poor lady just meant to stand in for all women writers?

"reacting" is not the same as "hate talking." When I react to negative comments about my family, I act cool and better than the taunter. That's how I roll.

I wonder if Ice T is ever just like, no, baby, I absolutely 100% am not spanking you tonight. I just want some missionary!