Anyone who finds this story even remotely compelling/humorous

@SomeWonder: Get the practice software and hit up your local high

Aw, is that was J-Alb's mom told her to say when she couldn't

I'm mad at Brad too. Way to disrupt celebrity hierarchies. First an

I think it's pretty progressive that they incorporated an openly

@cinematheques: I am 100% serious that until this point I had absolutely no differentiating information on them. I was literally thinking: Nashville? I thought LeAnn Rimes grew up in Alaska in a van and then wrote a book of terrible poetry with grammatical errors. And then...the Google that changed it all....

@yeimi: Either it's because she's blonde, or because her motor's running on the hate.

Hahahah I just realized I have spent about 6-7 years thinking LeAnn Rimes was Jewel.

I think this is a really interesting analysis. This show has a lot of anthropological nuance to it. I wonder what the aliens will think when they watch it in 500 years.

Oh man. First paragraph is pretty much the summary of my life.

I voted! But I did say a swear word in the voting booth when I noticed a particular Republican candidate who I had a tremendously negative experience with when he was the DA. If only I had paid attention!!! I need to watch my enemies more closely! I could have been the face of his smear campaign!!!

OK I had to look again, something was bothering me. Is he uncircumcised?

I sincerely hope this picture does not become erotic-first-penis sighting for too many girls. You can do better! Don't over-eroticize this jackass! Team Taylor Swift (or maybe Beyonce)

Haha I thought this post was going to discuss Kanye's penile disappointment in more graphic terms. I, for one, expected a more dynamic-looking schlong from someone so cocky.

I like how most people have no problem with this one. Every generation needs their teenage self-acceptance anthem! When my mom heard "Beautiful" I remember her commenting it was no Edie Brickell....perhaps teen self-acceptance songs are something you just need to be a teen to take pleasure in?

Dear All Ladies Above 125 lbs.,

You have to hand it to Kendra, she's remarkable at generating non-news that lands her in the press without getting herself arrested or posing with knives.

I actually thought this costume was funnier labeled "Gold Digger." I was going to buy it for a fantastically gold-digging male friend.

See but for Joan, this is dressing DOWN.

Unfortunately I think this issue nailed an important nail in MC's coffin. They just undid all the positive efforts they were attempting to use to appeal to savvy, smart women by profiling dildos and women-friendly porn; monthly touching-base with the developing world; profiles of soldiers (female and male) and their…