Please will MTV make my television show, "I'm 16 and I got pregnant and had a safe, legal abortion at a doctor's office and although I sometimes feel a little emotional about it, I went on to live a fulfilling life and I'm so glad I had that option."

@R-V: Jez should just run Vogue covers as polls. Who Is This? Vote below!

Guys, we have completely and unanimously voted this to actually be Eva Mendes. Except one vote for Lisa Rinna.

@the.bleach: I wouldn't even really recognize her as Anne Hathaway...and only her nose keeps her from being Eva...

Eva Mendes?

The diversion in comments here fascinates me. There are people who are arguing that the law is right here (if the law is right here, isn't the law itself wrong by protecting people selectively?) and people arguing this is fine because the character Tila Tequila they've seen on television annoys them? Guys, that…

@Auruor: Perhaps it's the laws themselves that are the problem, then?

@Hannah: Yeah, I could see that dress with a Ginger Spice/Jen Aniston chunky highlight blowout haircut. Or even a little Drew Barrymore.

My fiance and I have one person we're allowed to sleep with consequence free. Mine is TI. His is Robin Meade. I felt a little mean learning that.

@curlysarah29: I don't think that's really fair to say. I'm sort of the librarian of booty calls ("you'd like me to what? right now? excuse me?") but crazy men and their phones are not good predictors of women's behavior, in my experience.

This movie sounds epic. La Lohan? Paris? Make a walkthrough maybe? Miley? Brandy?

@bluesbelle: The joys of living in a state that even HAS Nordstrom's is totally lost on me. I am always stuck paying full-price unless it's available online.....I'm in the couuuuntrrrryyy.

Oh, man. We should do our own underwear guide. This is so 1994 YM Magazine. I think which colors one decides are worth $17 of Hanky Panky lace can be quite telling, vs. the colors that are cheery enough to support 3 for $10 Target knock-offs. I, for one, am peach, gray, lime, and navy blue Target underthings but…

Is carrying your child until they are 10 a tenet of Scientology? Suri's got to be getting a little heavy...

This story brings to mind old days on Napster when I'd encounter files claiming to be new and exciting Beck and Pavement songs that turned out to be weird spliced together Dan Rather recordings in disguise.

@Charlie Trout: I totally agree. As someone who has talked their way into the Standard Lounge and Chateau Marmount on more than one occasion for the pure pleasure of sneaking in someplace I'm not wanted, I say only...you go, guys.

@Fridge Hussy: Pumpkin Masala. That is all: I'd pick Charlie.

I keep reading the Rachel Adams stuff quick and thinking she's dating Michael Richards.

@Brownh0rnet: Because men can't handle its awesomeness.

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