Haha. I work in publishing. A nudie calendar of myself and my colleagues could truly redefine "uncomfortable nakedness."

I wouldn't be surprised if Zoe vanished post-awards season, but I highly doubt any living beings are going to emerge from her vagina.

If you live North of the Mason-Dixon line, I recommend Sno-Seal. I do NOT recommend paying $12 for a little pot of Frye special seal that is 1/10th the size and basically vegetable oil.

I really think kids are often more sensitive toward the reasons people do things — whether they come from a malicious place or a sensitive place — than adults are. A child usually understands the concept of an adult struggling with a need for privacy vs. a desire to protect the child and not leave them alone. I…

@midwesternmom: @pucca2009: @katieupsidedown: @katieupsidedown: @accesskathryn: You guys, this is really helpful! And time-sensitive; it's next week!!! :)

Here's a challenge, etiquette monsters: My boss and I have a closer-than-normal yet at times friction-filled relationship. Think rural Rachel Zoe + Taylor. Her birthday is 4 days before mine. So clearly I set the bar each year for gift-giving. But she's also my employer. And we do exchange gifts.

Hey, Texas: try being Vermont! We have no H&M, Target, Ikea... It's like 1994 out here!

@pearlsdream: I think anyone who works that way has either a narcissism problem or a lack of reality problem.

@pearlsdream: I just get the sense she runs people ragged. Smart, talented people don't walk away from dream jobs in their field with television exposure just to "do better things" every six months without someone terrorizing them or working them to death.

She must be so difficult to work for.

Yeah, I wish women's health organizations used things that really visualized what they were attempting to promote. Why use happy-looking abstract female bodies when you have GRENADES? Or Jell-O shots?? Or CANONS???

Clooney & co. ate that whole menu for one dinner? Jesus. If I was a pasta whore enough to serve gnocchi AND ravioli, I'd probably keep that from the tabs.

Oh man. #1 just has me getting drunk at an acquaintance's wedding written allllll over it.

@Alibelle: I just think it's surgical and silly. Losing your virginity is soooooo exciting. I feel like it should be spontaneous and fun, not organized and careful.

Erm, I think this article is a teeny bit silly. Girl-on-girl virginity loss (in my humble experience) is giggly, awkward, fun, and awesome. And although I promote hand-washing in most activities, I think you can skip it (and the gloves) just this once. Live a little, wontcha?

Sometimes one-too-many details just really make something sound fishy. Paris Hilton's "swoop" was like "an under case j"? Sounds more like a daydream fantasy than something he actually saw.

@beautifulbeast: yes that is what i was thiiiiiinking

Oops. Jane, you have...something...in your hair?

Not really the month for SamRon to be calling people out on etiquette. Letting your pets eat other people's pets foul than spilling your drink.

Not really the month for SamRon to be calling people out on etiquette. Letting your pets eat other people's pets foul than spilling your drink.