Oh man. First paragraph is pretty much the summary of my life.

I voted! But I did say a swear word in the voting booth when I noticed a particular Republican candidate who I had a tremendously negative experience with when he was the DA. If only I had paid attention!!! I need to watch my enemies more closely! I could have been the face of his smear campaign!!!

OK I had to look again, something was bothering me. Is he uncircumcised?

I sincerely hope this picture does not become erotic-first-penis sighting for too many girls. You can do better! Don't over-eroticize this jackass! Team Taylor Swift (or maybe Beyonce)

Haha I thought this post was going to discuss Kanye's penile disappointment in more graphic terms. I, for one, expected a more dynamic-looking schlong from someone so cocky.

I like how most people have no problem with this one. Every generation needs their teenage self-acceptance anthem! When my mom heard "Beautiful" I remember her commenting it was no Edie Brickell....perhaps teen self-acceptance songs are something you just need to be a teen to take pleasure in?

Dear All Ladies Above 125 lbs.,

You have to hand it to Kendra, she's remarkable at generating non-news that lands her in the press without getting herself arrested or posing with knives.

I actually thought this costume was funnier labeled "Gold Digger." I was going to buy it for a fantastically gold-digging male friend.

See but for Joan, this is dressing DOWN.

Unfortunately I think this issue nailed an important nail in MC's coffin. They just undid all the positive efforts they were attempting to use to appeal to savvy, smart women by profiling dildos and women-friendly porn; monthly touching-base with the developing world; profiles of soldiers (female and male) and their…

Please will MTV make my television show, "I'm 16 and I got pregnant and had a safe, legal abortion at a doctor's office and although I sometimes feel a little emotional about it, I went on to live a fulfilling life and I'm so glad I had that option."

@R-V: Jez should just run Vogue covers as polls. Who Is This? Vote below!

Guys, we have completely and unanimously voted this to actually be Eva Mendes. Except one vote for Lisa Rinna.

@the.bleach: I wouldn't even really recognize her as Anne Hathaway...and only her nose keeps her from being Eva...

Eva Mendes?

The diversion in comments here fascinates me. There are people who are arguing that the law is right here (if the law is right here, isn't the law itself wrong by protecting people selectively?) and people arguing this is fine because the character Tila Tequila they've seen on television annoys them? Guys, that…

@Auruor: Perhaps it's the laws themselves that are the problem, then?

@Hannah: Yeah, I could see that dress with a Ginger Spice/Jen Aniston chunky highlight blowout haircut. Or even a little Drew Barrymore.

My fiance and I have one person we're allowed to sleep with consequence free. Mine is TI. His is Robin Meade. I felt a little mean learning that.