@curlysarah29: I don't think that's really fair to say. I'm sort of the librarian of booty calls ("you'd like me to what? right now? excuse me?") but crazy men and their phones are not good predictors of women's behavior, in my experience.

This movie sounds epic. La Lohan? Paris? Make a walkthrough maybe? Miley? Brandy?

@bluesbelle: The joys of living in a state that even HAS Nordstrom's is totally lost on me. I am always stuck paying full-price unless it's available online.....I'm in the couuuuntrrrryyy.

Oh, man. We should do our own underwear guide. This is so 1994 YM Magazine. I think which colors one decides are worth $17 of Hanky Panky lace can be quite telling, vs. the colors that are cheery enough to support 3 for $10 Target knock-offs. I, for one, am peach, gray, lime, and navy blue Target underthings but…

Is carrying your child until they are 10 a tenet of Scientology? Suri's got to be getting a little heavy...

This story brings to mind old days on Napster when I'd encounter files claiming to be new and exciting Beck and Pavement songs that turned out to be weird spliced together Dan Rather recordings in disguise.

@Charlie Trout: I totally agree. As someone who has talked their way into the Standard Lounge and Chateau Marmount on more than one occasion for the pure pleasure of sneaking in someplace I'm not wanted, I say only...you go, guys.

@Fridge Hussy: Pumpkin Masala. That is all: I'd pick Charlie.

I keep reading the Rachel Adams stuff quick and thinking she's dating Michael Richards.

@Brownh0rnet: Because men can't handle its awesomeness.

Linkski?

Haha. I work in publishing. A nudie calendar of myself and my colleagues could truly redefine "uncomfortable nakedness."

I wouldn't be surprised if Zoe vanished post-awards season, but I highly doubt any living beings are going to emerge from her vagina.

If you live North of the Mason-Dixon line, I recommend Sno-Seal. I do NOT recommend paying $12 for a little pot of Frye special seal that is 1/10th the size and basically vegetable oil.

I really think kids are often more sensitive toward the reasons people do things — whether they come from a malicious place or a sensitive place — than adults are. A child usually understands the concept of an adult struggling with a need for privacy vs. a desire to protect the child and not leave them alone. I…

@midwesternmom: @pucca2009: @katieupsidedown: @katieupsidedown: @accesskathryn: You guys, this is really helpful! And time-sensitive; it's next week!!! :)

Here's a challenge, etiquette monsters: My boss and I have a closer-than-normal yet at times friction-filled relationship. Think rural Rachel Zoe + Taylor. Her birthday is 4 days before mine. So clearly I set the bar each year for gift-giving. But she's also my employer. And we do exchange gifts.

Hey, Texas: try being Vermont! We have no H&M, Target, Ikea... It's like 1994 out here!

@pearlsdream: I think anyone who works that way has either a narcissism problem or a lack of reality problem.

@pearlsdream: I just get the sense she runs people ragged. Smart, talented people don't walk away from dream jobs in their field with television exposure just to "do better things" every six months without someone terrorizing them or working them to death.