She must be so difficult to work for.

Yeah, I wish women's health organizations used things that really visualized what they were attempting to promote. Why use happy-looking abstract female bodies when you have GRENADES? Or Jell-O shots?? Or CANONS???

Clooney & co. ate that whole menu for one dinner? Jesus. If I was a pasta whore enough to serve gnocchi AND ravioli, I'd probably keep that from the tabs.

Oh man. #1 just has me getting drunk at an acquaintance's wedding written allllll over it.

@Alibelle: I just think it's surgical and silly. Losing your virginity is soooooo exciting. I feel like it should be spontaneous and fun, not organized and careful.

Erm, I think this article is a teeny bit silly. Girl-on-girl virginity loss (in my humble experience) is giggly, awkward, fun, and awesome. And although I promote hand-washing in most activities, I think you can skip it (and the gloves) just this once. Live a little, wontcha?

Sometimes one-too-many details just really make something sound fishy. Paris Hilton's "swoop" was like "an under case j"? Sounds more like a daydream fantasy than something he actually saw.

@beautifulbeast: yes that is what i was thiiiiiinking

Oops. Jane, you have...something...in your hair?

Not really the month for SamRon to be calling people out on etiquette. Letting your pets eat other people's pets foul than spilling your drink.

Not really the month for SamRon to be calling people out on etiquette. Letting your pets eat other people's pets foul than spilling your drink.

James Perse T-shirts!!! Nice for the boobs and hide the belly.

Nice grandma face at the end of the last clip, Schnookers.

@the.bleach: Although I guess being born in 1762 is probably not helping Felicity's chances of still being alive.

@NellMood: Samantha is definitely an Original Gangster. Second only to Uncle Gard.

I refuse to accept this. Somewhere, Samantha, Felicity, Tupac, and Biggie, are totes chilling on an island and laughing about how we think they're dead.

This is an interesting set of actresses to feature.

Also wow, Bette Davis, you're Scully!

Ummm I hate to be a creeper but this is the first I've heard Dodai has a boyfriend she lives with. Is this a new thing?? I always pictured Dodai living the singleton's dream, leafing through catalogs in a caftan.

I am confused about the captions and the shoes. This is very similar to my last Payless experience, which involved the seventh grade, Caldor's store-brand clothing, and a foray into the unsuccessful experiment "the clothing allowance."