I can't really take in the information here because I'm so distracted by the two red Crystal Renn Sillybandz.

In my local paper they are called "I Spys." And I covet one, I covet.

@Holita: You can stream at SurfTheChannel...

@sairakhanrocks: I really find that in workwear, tailored/true to size— J. Crew, Talbot's, Alice + Olivia can read more high-end and ultimately a little cuter, but only fits when it fits. Brands like Old Navy, Gap, Loft, J. Jill aren't as tailored and give you some wiggle room within your own size. I have some…

@Scar It O' Scare-a: Mentioned, but not depicted or given enough attention! (I thought)

Aw, Sharon, that's not so nice! Here's hoping you don't have sooo many break-ups, Kelly!

Interesting that all the emphasis is on the white actresses....

@lodown: I hear ya. I guess I'm just on the side of the spectrum that believes calling a teacher a teacher, a model a model, rather than "my nice Japanese-American plus-sized female eye doctor" is more progressive. But I'm in Vermont, where we are generally more liberal and satisfied with life than we probably…

@lodown: How about we just call Crystal Renn a model, and leave it at that?

@GoodBadNotEvil: I actually had to edit the s back out!

I need to go check with my pal Mercede about this.

I like the stores where the employees have been told to compliment you on something you're wearing. Nothing makes me feel cooler than a sixteen year old giving me four furtive glances, making a terrified face, and screaming "I LOVE YOUR FLIP FLOPS!" It's okay, honey, I'm just here to buy my size-2 sister a present...

@stacyinbean: Haha. I kept thinking it was Megan Fox's comely dad, but never saw him in photographs.

Can someone explain the difference between David Silver and Brian Austin Green?

Telling your friend they need therapy, not you, usually equals losing that friend. Maybe they come back, years later and cured, but that's not been my experience.

@taylvie3: Oh no. He wouldn't be the rapist. He's just sad about it happening in his town.

@morninggloria: Well, now instead of a children's series it can be a John Updike novel.

Fat, ugly, and more likely to date a liberal! Scathing!

Over it! Criticizing American Apparel is the new loving Gabourey Sidibe!

Hahah. I knew the Mormon-penned-boy-choosing-vampire/sex myth teen phenomenon would just end up one housefrau's deviant lesbian daydream. Always does.