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There are days when I (age 26 and gainfully, professionally employed and world-traveled) realize I have not only opted for a "student" look, it's something directly reflecting a high school student's look. Adidas sandals with socks and Sofie shorts, I am looking at you...

I don't think the details of this are shocking at all. Most women who are OK with getting pregnant that I know are sort of leaving it up to the universe when it happens...better to make a child as a happy surprise than like through a lot of forcible humping.

@HistoricUpstart: Although I don't particularly understand the mentality of eating disorder triggers and not posting measurements, I do accept it as a problem for people.

Aw, I grew up in Storrs and always thought the Mother's Day graduation was mean. Glad to see someone put a positive spin on it!

@StevieWonderWoman: I have a feeling Jezebel would just confuse her. "What is this website with all these WORDS and pictures of women with shirts on?"

I would love a modern version of this.

Haha I read this headline as "Meat Ball."

God, I was about to start my period the other day and I burst into tears because NPR told me Guru got his start at FIT before he became a rapper. If someone wanted to criticize me for crying about not bathing my babies, I'd clock them.

I just saw an episode of Millionaire Matchmaker where Patty told a poor millionaire he had to have Botox. He said no and she brought her Botoxer in anyway, just in case, and he still said no, "I'd like to just be myself." So Patty made that poor blonde assistant get stabbed w/it.

Sadie, I am as obsessed with you are with that one Steven Alan print... I've seen you feature it now for work and for date! I'd advocate for the amazingly-cut dress of the same print for pretty much "item of clothing you could wear for the rest of your life."

@Anna: I'm aware. And read the piece. I have a lot of thoughts on this comment but I guess this isn't the thread to share them in... and I so want a star like I have over on Gawker. Biting tongue.

You forgot to mention all these great eyebrows!

@AngriestGeek: I know, why is Jezebel so set on this? I still absolutely contend there has been no boob job. And I think a lot of people agree....

On the flip side, South Korean women are granted one day off a month for menstrual reasons, which savvy younger women take to be "whatever you want but blame it on the flow" reasons.

I am nothing but an empty vagina hole, and I failed even at that.

This is well-put and not what I expected it to be. I thought it was going to be a didactic explanation about using "people of color" instead of "black people."

I actually took this photo. This is the time I saw Kylie across the center of Mall of America, and snapped her with my Go Phone. American Elle couldn't have cared less, but UK Elle thought it was very "stars, they're just like us."

@HannahBethD: Ah, that's why my eye doctor had an operatic Fergie this month...

Merrrr, you're completely misquoting Tammy Lynn's actual blog entry. She doesn't mention lying or drifting. I think it's just a poem about why her Facebook is private?

Kate Hudson really doesn't look like she had a boob job at all. She looks like she gained about 8 lbs (shocking!) and got a little boob.