It may be my 420 talking here, but this is the most amazingly horrific photo I have seen in a long time....

This woman was on BBC news (via NPR) the other morning and she was so calm and intelligent-sounding, even as she relayed such devastating stats. Kudos for a nice interview, Megan.

@dirtybee got accepted to grad school! Hook Em!: My mother had three "surprises." THREE. Meaning me and my ONLY siblings. In the span of five years, was it really surprising anymore?

Erm. This is not the Beyonce I met in Austin Powers. Where did she get that nose?

I like the fashion do's and don'ts on the third page.

I smell an Oprah moment...

I want to add Step by Step to the Honorable Mentions category.

See Saw!

Aw I thought ScarJo had gone blonde again. But it's that other lady.

@anna.the.zombie.kitteh: FIND ME. I'm thinking we just roll Vermont Yankee onto the pretty pretty front lawn of the statehouse.

I dunno, Jezzie, I agree that being a snotty housewifey with a nanny is frustrating and unrealistic and makes an especially bad ScarJo set-up, but is there really anything wrong with being extremely career-focused & having kids? There's a lot of ways for women to be wealthy and powerful and have children/families —…

Terry: Calling up the ghost of Heath to save your movie is so not going to work. Nice Eric Clapton try, though.

Ladies, Ladies.

I wish that when MY dark brown dye faded out to red it looked half this good.

One time I hosted a bachelorette party where we drank all weekend and the only food was cake and chips.

@morninggloria: My boss explained it at lunch this way, and it made me laugh: basically it's like AIG took life insurance policies out on about 3,000 recovering heroin addicts, and then shot them.

I always get pissed that they feature a whole bunch of hungry zeros, one pregnant lady, a size zero tall lady, and then a sneak peak at a voluptuous size 12 with a skinny girl face.

Aw, I sympathize for Meghan McCain. I've never found her dumb or plus-size. I see her as a girl who tries to straddle her own beliefs, being young, being not-too political, and having a famous dad. Toughie.

Now go watch The Whackness, and enjoy it!

I remain convinced I am the only Vermont Jezebel.