Hahaha, this is how an organized person shops, not a male person. When my boyfriend shops, it is more like: wad cash into pockets! Fling it at salespeople! Hopefully leave with something in a gift bag! Run for your life!

Something I need to confess to is that without Jezebel, I would have gone through life thinking Rick Warren was the guy singing the original song behind "Barack Roll." (Although my naievete may have made life sweeter, I am glad to know the truth).

@blueVamp: I agree. Being in a bar and drinking diet coke endlessly has been a real eye-opener, and not half bad.

@R_Claw...v.2.01 now comes with hope for the future.: The Houston Press actually makes the analogy clearer, in simpler language: tight shorts = "hooker"

@skatez: The new album is pretty nice, especially the first song. And "Serpentine" is a good (long) track too. No "Two Little Girls", but hey, we can't be 19 forever...

@Spaceman Bill Leah: You didn't have any fellow Smithies who would share? Jesus, between my hall at Hampshire we had every album three times over.

Gawker reported on this like 15 days ago. !

@feather_spin: I'm a little terrified at what I think they were trying to say though...is this why there was no Pot Psychology last week? Or was it b/c Tracie and Rich are too polite to get stoned on holidays?

Doh. Disemvowelment on a Knut thread, times must be tough.

My chance of getting divorced was an opaque "N/A%"

Is there going to be Pot Psychology tonight? Because. Well. I'd like it. :/

@BrutallyHonestBabes: OMG Amazing.

NPR reviews are so much better when you're stoned. They're so poetic.

I love how she tries to use her fashion to promote her own heyday...like, guys, wasn't 1994 great?

Aw, I am sorry, fired person. I've made worse mistakes than that.

@Philosophress: Posts like that make me jealous of people who don't work in a children-related industry. I have to keep my G-rated hat on for so much of the day. :/

"But I'm a Cheerleader" was banned from theater release and rated X merely for depicting (silly) female masturbation (in a pretty PG-13 style).

Man, is it just me or is Pot Psychology response board especially wasted tonight?

Dear Worstie:

I thought Annaleigh was charming and beautiful.