@pandorasmittens: Yeah, her figures are not that formidable, but the pricing seems off. Like, tuna steaks where I go are about $13/lb, and you'd get about one leaf of arugula for $1.49

Soy does not give me flatulence, but Splenda gives me with a series of symptoms so complex they're like a unique disease. Totally blame downfall of Jessica Simspon/Nick Lachey on 1 part MTV, 4 parts Splenda diet. Don't be ashamed, Jess, I've been there too!

Ever since Nylon entered corporate bondage by partnering with Urban Outfitters, it's just been a neverending advertisement for Urban Outfitters-esque lifestyles. Mess up your hair, kids! Draw animals everywhere! Wear a lot of necklaces! Use your parents' credit card!

@e.b.: Right? I'm like yeah, whatever Renae. What exactly makes a "porn party"? Did she mean it was like, a party with half-naked lesbians or something? Scaaaaary!

@FrancescaFiore: I just can't look at her without my fingers feeling extremely uncomfortable...

@sequined: Shocking, considering how ineloquent she was in the clip from the reality show. Methinks the producers may have asked her to be a bit nicer...

I miscarried after 4 months, and my boss (female) indicated that this was a good thing because I could continue to be so devoted to my job.

Andy Milanokis is a little person? As in he is of short stature? Why did I never notice that?

Haha I love how everyone is getting all pissy (rightly so!) about the lack of definition about what these women are doing with their computers....

Aw, I met my six-year-relashunship b/c he worked at my dining hall...

@Fancy Pants: Yes, yes this is true. Um, Jez?

Dear Joan Didion:

I still don't understand what being a girlfriend entails. They actually sleep with him? They consider him their boyfriend? Are they prostitutes? Do they just get free rooms? Do they have to go to bed at 9 PM on the night of the parties? So confused.

and that's sexualization, although sexualition sounds fun too

Yuck, Jezebel, she's 15. Why do you need to participate in her over-sexualition? Can't you say something less dirty? Eh? Eh?

Nooooooooo she was my favorite. I loved when Uncle Gard and Cecilia came and we rode in the automobile together and Grandmary got mad.

@R_Claw...building a bridge to nowhere.: Same sentiments here, my friend.

That's funny, I thought Richard Price was going to be listed as "manfiction." His books are literary but they aren't very woman-friendly..."Ladies' Man", for instance...

@Easybreezy: Except I don't know who to hate more, plastic-makes-perfect Southern Belle or icy New Englander whose only step outside the box was to wear eyeliner for Wes Anderson.

I'm sorry, I can in no way consider Carrie mating with anyone other than Aiden.