Keith Sweat, my knight in shining armor.

That was a lot of info, I am digesting.

@DorothyZbornak: Here's to COTD, Weekend Edition!

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I saw Bill Murray in a coffee shop near a ski resort last winter, and he was about as terrified of me as I was starry-eyed over him. I <3 you, Bill, why won't you just be BFFs?? Huh?

ech, I'll probably get crucified for this, but I think way too much is being made of the spa party AIG had. $400,000 on a spa party is degrading to the American taxpayer, but it in no way represents the size of the mistakes and missteps AIG was allowed by the US government to make in the few years prior...

This type of behavior among teen girls has been heavily prevalent for the past decade. It's not news, guys! It's the private life of a huge number of teens.

@crampyscamp: COMPLETELY agree. I didn't know Burton and B-C did that. The original twosome for that scenario were Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera, and I was SO jealous. Except both of them had scandalous affairs on either side of the house, but, you know, painters, nude modeling, what have you...

Hahahahahahha. I love them.

Also, Jezzies, I don't abide by the pairing of the photo of DFW with this article. That wound is still too fresh for me to view his death as an uncanny little cultural blip, just yet.

CNN thinks artists are crazy? Yes, I'd believe it! But then again, I spend a good deal of my day thinking about poetry and oil paintings, and they spend a good deal of their day worrying about the catastrophes of the world, so who's really winning here?

I see Free People is attempting to reference some recession-style hobo chic. Let them! They can filter out the idiots who will go into further credit card debt by inanely paying more than $5 for any of these crappy-looking, pre-weathered bits of junk.

@Dear Blond Diary: Maybe the boyfriend jeans are like the boyfriend pillow, and they're meant to replace the boyfriend? Eh? Eh? OK OK it's a stretch.

Aw, I feel for this girl in her daddy birthday post. I, too, have to choose between social things and exercise frequently — and I wish I picked exercise more. When I exercise, it's the only time I have alone in a day; it's the only time I'm doing something I want for myself (sometimes); and it's frequently the…

She was so great at Keene State yesterday!

squishing your soul!

Wasn't there a blind item awhile back about a TV personality who'd had a botched Botox?

Jezebel commentator the.bleach had this to say about Steve Doocy: Female newscasters are awesome because they tell us the news. Male newscasters are more difficult to gain information from because they just, like, wear ties and gawk at women and stuff.

It's sort of weird but I think Taylor and Rachel seem like they've worked together for so long that they have that teeny-company, lack of boundaries thing going on. As someone who works at a high-stress, very small company, I know that this means good things creatively sometimes, because you are free to think and say…

@merci: Haha. The "chupacabra" rumors come to fruition...