Just get this. It’s really good.

I think you should be able to pick it up without the app if you use the secret phrase “wubba lubba dub dub”

To be fair, in 1998, none of you people knew the szechuan peppercorn with it’s numbing spice was the actual signature of Szechuan food.

Probably worth pointing out that CD Project Red owns GOG, so even if it isnt on Steam its most likely not gonna be an EGS exclusive.

lol throw your phone into the ocean if you’re big mad about China, bucko

Are they really rivals? GOG mostly focuses on older games and indies while EGS is after the AAA crowd more than anything.

Oh shush, Epic are fine and have one of the best game engines in the business.

1) How the hell do you not invite the star of a movie nominated for Best Picture, and 2) Are we really saying that Steven Freaking Spielberg can’t make one phone call and get this remedied immediately? 

Now, I try not to judge people too harshly for their decisions. But if you choose to give your children names like ‘Win’ and ‘Will,’ you are guaranteeing that their lives will be filled with incidents where one of them is summoned, the wrong one mishears their own name, and the summoner is then forced to correct them…

I mean it’s nice to have the occasional story where we can just all come together and say “Yeah this woman rules”

There has to be more nuance to it.

“I’m going to move to Malibu, shave my pussy, and learn to surf”

“Shave your pussy? Why are you going to shave your pussy?”

“So I can surf faster, Jesse!”

did you read the venturebeat report? it is very thorough and makes it clear that there are *many* employees who had big issues there

“Look, if we can get along with each other, then you can endure our cringe, insensitive behavior.”

The “joke” is that Austrians are antisemitic because Hitler was Austrian. Its quite dumb. 

Empathy isn’t finite.

Your lack of empathy is honestly disturbing. You're absolute trash and you should feel terrible about who you are as a person 

you’re a gross person.