When they had Law & Order on Netflix and I would mindlessly let them stream in the background, I had to stop it once he joined the show. Even while paying half- or quarter attention he was too irritating.

i thought it's what Zodiac would have been the hands of a slightly less competent, slightly more hacky director would have been. I am just watching it now, and I agree that there is something about it that isn't very engaging because it has a made-for-tv quality to it. The lighting is flat, the framing is…

Bat Bat from The New Adventures of Mighty Mouse, too. That made me laugh so much when I was a kid.

Do you actually think the rift is heavy? It's like a pound and a half.

The Bismarck had the range.

If only he could have held that pen.

IF YOU'RE NOT FOR NUANCE, YOU'RE AGENN IT!!! NUANCE OR DEATH!!@!!

And "The walking dead" were the people he was tracking down to exact revenge for a never-revealed transgression?

Yes on The Critic! Those were so depressing. Jay talks about losing all his money to his "second wife" (or something like that), which really bummed me out because that probably is supposed to mean Alice. However, I like to believe that it was the woman he married for Mexican citizenship so that he could travel to…

I hope that's really not a still from the movie. That looks so bad.

I was just talking to someone about War of the Worlds the other day and, as always, went back to the tripods' horns and how terrifying they were in the theater. Great sound for sure.

I don't like Hook for the Peter Pan stuff; I like it for the Hoffman bits. I realize that when I think back on the movie, I don't really remember any of the parts with Peter Pan and his lives inside and outside of Neverland, just Hoffman.

I'd rather watch Hook on a loop than sit through Crystal Skull again. At least Hook has Dustin Hoffman in it having a lot of fun and taunting a juvenile he is about to kill.

I've seen the word "shepherd" countless times in my life, but for some reason, in your post, I read his name as /sheh-fard'/.

It's important to know where all penii, explicit or implied, in movies are inserted when tumescent. Otherwise, we may wonder, "Into whom does that man shove his erect, throbbing penis? How can I understand his motives if I don't know where his fucking happens?"

I liked Brave. It did definitely seem more Disney-y than Pixary, but that's the Disney of the last few years. I didn't realize it had these pockets of detractors until I read the comment section of last Pixar story posted here. The criticisms were of legitimate problems, but I still thought the movie was enjoyable…

I saw the first one for the first time about a month before the second one came out. I found them to be more or less equal in quality.

Ack. This post was hidden by the "show more" button. Now I look like a big ol' copy cat.

Or Kids in the Hall:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I think one instance of the word "toy" would get the point across.