They probably would have been trampled even if there hadn’t been a shooter, so it’s irresponsible to blame paddock for all injuries inflicted during the attack. The AV Club should issue a retraction.

Explain how.

One night I was driving while listening to the Minibosses' awesome medley of MegaMan 2 tunes (which justifies the concept of video game music covers all on its own), and was thinking of a dark version of the traditional tropes of the series. When he defeats one of the other _____Men, he has to pull off their…

I used it in 1998 (I had to go look up the date) to describe my brief experience with Rainbow Six, which depressingly came to define what FPSes would become. If I'm not running at least 35mph and shooting someone in the face with a rocket launcher, it's a "walking simulator." RPG or story-based games don't really fall…

But some male soldiers are trans soldiers. You need to compare the number for soldiers with ED, some of whom will not get Viagra. But yeah, I'm getting pulled into this pointless debate about the substance of a ban intended only to get bigots on his side so they won't be as collectively angry when he first Sessions.

"Sick burn" should only be written ironically and not as praise.

But it wasn't on a per-soldier basis unless you assume that all men are taking vigra.

But that math doesn't make any sense. It's drawing lines in arbitrary places. instead of drawing the lines between "people with ED" and "transgendered people" he said "males" and "transgendered people," which is an absurdity because the former contains much of the latter. It would make more sense to, again, draw the…

So you're suggesting all the men have erectile dysfunction?

Then who, I ask, who will do all the rapes?!

Next come the "Must Be This Attractive To Enter" signs.

Because he knows what will get the hoots 'n' hollers, and that is playing to human muddin' trucks.

"Hanged."

Someone needs to break those mannequins open and do a DNA analysis on the bones inside them. I think they could solve a lot of cold case murders.

No shit. If and when a thoughtful conversation about music and satire arises, I use the opportunity to play "Sail Away" and "Rednecks." I've seen people nearly brought to tears by the final verse. After a few shots taken at Southern Racists, he sets his sights on Northern racism and it's just brutal turn-about.

/ee'-OH'-kee-yar/

"Let's try to split the difference between the original Muppet Show and Meet the Feebles. That should appeal to everyone, right?"

Was that a pun? Because the belief that it was a pun is what got an upvote from me. If "running joke" was a happy accident, I guess that's okay, too.

He made commentary interesting, at least. The only thing I remember is that at one point, one of the normal commentators said something about "positive yardage," and Miller chimed in with, "'Positive yardage' sounds so weird: 'It's positive yardage, Daaad!'" That last part was said with a sort of surfer inflection.…

What I hate is that the Gadsdsen flag, as far as I understand its history, is about national unity and a response to the "join or die" cartoon that Franklin published. It's the joined snake of all the states. It's not a "keep off my lawn" individualist symbol… but, whatever. It's been coopted to mean "I'm a crazy…