AND HE SPENT SOME OF HIS MONEY ON NICE THINGS FOR HISSELF, SO HE IS A HYPOCRITE N DOESN"T CREA ABOUT AMERICAINS!!!11!

BUT STILL!

You've read Zamyatin but not Steinbeck?

I was in Denver the first time I saw a print version of The Onion. In it was the A.V. Club's review of Episode I. I had seen the movie at a midnight showing not long before and was expecting a hilarious Onion-esque review. Instead, I saw a thoughtful, well-written review. So, yeah, it was the first thing I ever read…

It was the firmest stool.

Don't forget the stormtroopers having casual conversations in the background and checking on their fallen comrades. That was actually an amazing touch that did a lot to add minor complications to the EVIL-GOOD schism one expects in this. Sure, Vader is evil, Tarkin is evil, but those guys doing the grunt work? They…

It's full of water and cowboys. It's wonderful.

Top Secret ended with an underwater saloon brawl.

I was buying it until I was expected to believe that helium balloons could leave the atmosphere. I hope someone was fired for that blunder.

Chocobos would have helped.

Seriously. I just wanted a feature-length version of the intro of Wrath of the Lich King.

I think that this should be one of the two or three central ideas that form curricula for schools beginning in roughly third or fourth grade: evaluation of evidence and understanding argumentation. I see college kids citing terrible evidence in their "research" papers every day. Primary and secondary education should…

I don't agree with what you're saying, but I'm upvoting you for your conviction.

All of the Jesse Ventura scenes crack me up. If I'm playing X-Files in the background, I have to stop whatever I'm doing and watch him tear the top of the VCR off to remove the tape.

I thought they were all narrated by one guy. There are different guys who sound like that?

Yeah. I mean, "Ten Banned Kids Show episodes" is enough.

The baby looked at you?

I never got around to playing those (I suppose I'm part of the problem), but they looked interesting.

No fucking way. *cuddles laserdiscs*

Well, no, because then someone would write, "I read that as Great Job, Pornograph at first," and that would just be silly.