Like when a cat is caught by the very person who was trying to catch him?

Plane crashed, they all died. He and Bill still correspond about it regularly.

I do hope, however, that there's a scene where Arnold has to leave Maggie at the house by her self so that he can go forage for food, water, or some other necessity. She's afraid to be left alone, he hugs her, kisses her forehead, and says, "I'll be back," in a very sincere, heartfelt, non-badass way.

This is actually creepier because it is a real grown man who is stealing burgers and, presumably, saying "robble robble." IT works from the old Hamburglar because it's a cartoon. It's why people laugh when Homer strangles Bart and call the police when I strangle kids.

Did you hear about person who sold religion-looking food item on ebay and person monied it for many money?! True thing! What an Internet!

god, I hope someone edits this with the sounds of McGruber's sex scenes.

I'm not that far out, but I have dreams that I've forgotten about a class I was enrolled in all semester, and it's too late to withdraw. It's usually a math class.

Space Kiwi.

On the sheet of accompanying parchment, thou shall verily see a sequence of three numbers. Use'st them on thy numeric crotch dial to open thy junk vault.

Just pop in Custer's Revenge and adjust the color on your TV.

I'm sure they had to be able to access their junk to pee and rape pesants… but yes, it's bizarre. She'd need a tetanus shot after.

That explains why their scenes together are so great. The scene where he lures her underground and attempts to destroy her is just great. It's by far my favorite scene of the movie.

The scene where Morgana rapes Arthur and is wearing— what? Like a fishnet night gowny thing? Jesus lord god.

ikr!?

The Randian reading of The Incredibles doesn't work because the heroes are not Randian heroes. They don't function with self-interest as their core drive. They are driven to put themselves at risk to help others.

Yes to the USSR stuff. That was really the main point. They could have nuked what remained of the japanese fleet or an actual military taret, but that wouldn't have done such a great job of instilling terror in the hearts of millions to reach a political end. There's a name for that tactic… I can't remember… what…

I just agreed with HDB's comment about how it would have been received at the time, but I agree with this even more. It might be the most obtuse conclusion to a movie I've ever heard of.

I can't imagine that anyone at the time could have wrapped their minds around an atomic blast at all. Not the visceral reality of it or the geopolitical implications (by "anyone" I mean guy-on-the-street people). There had to be constant reports of bombings and death and splodies every day. While this would have not…

Jeebus: "Well, I do think that people should love their enemies and turn the other cheek and what-have-you. I'm also not a big fan of suffering, but this kid is praying pretty hard for me to vaporize tens of thousands of civilians and cause tens of thousands of more to die horrific, slow deaths, and untold thousands…

The only place where self-checkout is great is at Sam's Club. You get a register that functions like a real register. It's not yelling at you to put your shit in a bag or to take the bag from the bagging platform. At Sam's, you can just scan everything in your cart in a few seconds and pay… this isn't an ad for Sam's,…