You can play pretend without people watching. There is definitely a center-of-attention component. I mean, there has to be, doesn't there?

What a bunch of clowns.

And tattoos of recognizable symbols of himself. He's like a billboard advertising his own image as a product. That's probably meta.

Just as you are a freedom fight bird.

Though he still may be bangin' chicks then.

He entertained a whole group of somethings in the something something club.

Hello boys and girls, it's your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats, and this is a song about a whale.
NO!
It's a song about being happy.

The "Interesting Hair" stuff is a fundamental weakness in his over-all argument, though. It gets too far outside of the song itself, but I think there is a lot going on in here that does address the song itself. A couple more revisions…

It's not even about the country or anything; it's about our ridiculous flag.








I can't be arrested for saying that about teh flag, can I? I'm never sure.

If you get some strong bass around 18Hz, you'll feel it in your butt for sure.

I don't think that the quote was about it being a binary choice— just that the person being quoted/paraphrased spent too much time obsessing about sad/angry/angsty shit instead of going out and doing… butt… stuff. Sure, things are fucked up, but every once in a while, we just have to turn that off for a day or a night…

Maybe Kevin came from Downton.

Yeah, three big ol' titties and three smaller ones! Plus a sphinx— if you know what I mean!

I just assumed he was going to rape or murder someone. At the very least, he was going to mutilate a dog or cat. He was creepy and weird like the twins in The Shining, but there was only one of him. What do you call twins when there's just one? He was that.

Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain’t ketchup!!!

To your last point: I don't understand the tone of his relationships in this half of the season. It seemed that the split with Megan was borderline mutual and amicable, and now she's almost Betty 2.0. Things were being mended with Sally, now this. It's almost like they had to alter a few relationships to force in some…

I had totally forgotten about that! That was when they were pretty much on the outs, though, right? I'll have to go revisit that episode.

Glenn was hoping to get whacked off.

I think Betty is more interested in people being interested in her. Yeah, she gets off on it, but she also doesn't act (like with the younger guy at the stables/riding club/whatever). It's kind of weird sometimes, but she does have a line. I totally thought she was going to plow Glenn… but then she pulls back because…

I was skimming through the comments and landed on this one without seeing what it was in response to, and it still made me laugh. I just wanted to share this moment with you.