Did the profit hold steady between the two films? I could google it, but I just want to have a conversation.

It's like holding a mirror up to a male betta.

Yes! I want snow. Not so much that it makes houses collapse, but a moderate amount of "a lot."

It was cruel to bump this on Facialmedia and trick us into thinking it was available again. I guess i'll just have to go fishing for it since you reminded me that it exists.

I think we just solved all of Scott Stapp's problems! Good job, The A.V. Club!

It really is just the aesthetics of space for me. There's already enough CG footage of planes flying low over water and stuff. I'm remaining cautiously optimistic, as they say; it just looks wrong to me.

I just don't llike all of these spaceships flying around in an atmosphere. Okay, at least the X Wings have wings and could be aerodynamic, but the MF'in MF? We have seen it take off from a planet, but it just doesn't work for me. The X Wings over the water… I don't know, it's like he wanted to make a slightly more…

I thought it was the gentleman's 'R.'

Get that Canada talk out of here with your god damn metric holidays!

Which can be interesting, too. Though, in that case, one should feel conflicted about contributing to the ratings.

I think this makes that last "you know who you are" statement: "It’s difficult to encapsulate just how erratic and tonally bizarre one TV movie can be. The best way to describe the film as a whole would be if Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Home Alone, Garfield, icanhascheezburger, product placement, commercial…

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
So just unclench your tight hole.
I'm not gonna let you escape,
Christmas rape Christmas rape Christmas rape.

Yeah, that's what I realized I had basically written. I wanted to include a descent into insanity where maybe sometimes there is a cat that sounds like Plaza, other times its her, but in both instances its the same character, and no one ever mentions or seem to notice that there's been a change. By the end, the cat is…

It still gets called that in the comments, but D- is "No redeeming qualities" bad; the F seems to signify something that reaches a sort of transcendence in its badness. It can't be given a higher grade for fear of making it seem like a flat-out recommendation. The F says, "This is really, really bad, but some of you…

I think you have that backwards. The F means that you can only enjoy it ironically.

I think that this film would have been better if, instead of Grumpy Cat, Aubrey Plaza (as herself) showed up to help save christmas or whatever. However, it would still only be the protagonist who could hear Plaza speak. When other people showed up, she'd be out of sight. It wouldn't be good, but it would have been…

I am torn between a 3DS and a WiiU. I love the idea of handhelds, but thy're really a PITA to play. I hacked my PSP so I could load it with UMD images (legally owned!) and emulators (less so!), but still find the hand held gaming position to be pretty annoying. I find playing PSP games emulated on my computer more…

And says, "That is gonna make it another fifty bucks, asshole!"

I can't believe there wasn't a less horrible phrase that would have fit the rhyme and meter— "A shining future sparkles in her eyes"? There. I didn't even try and there is no creepy fetus visual or come shot entendre. You could still keep it a little filthy (while being slightly less disturbing) by swapping in…

Don't forget about gold-fringed military flags that make the courtroom a military tribunal, ergo, the court has no jurisdiction.