They need them for their military grade magic shows and weaponized proms.

The SNL guy is absolutely amazing.
I also legitimately hope he gets help.

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CS,B!

I laughed a couple of times before the "calculator" conversation, but I pretty much didn't stop from that point on. That and the stuff about right answers. I hope there is a recording of this posted that I just haven't noticed yet.

So I guess those three internet guys were wrong. That's surprising.

Six! This is six!

They used to have Connections and the Great Books series. It really used to be a channel about learning.

Wedding Baby Makeover was a brilliant show.

She showed her underwear at a a GLBT equal rights fundraiser. That's all. Her not-at-all-too-revealing underwear. I know that I lost interest in the show once she was gone. Not only was she attractive, she had really great presence and charisma that worked well as a central axis of the show. It just became the grumpy…

Oh yeah? Well, I heard from FOUR guys that it is going to be sent out to everyone in the United States (they weren't sure about other countries) on CD-ROMs like AOL. FOUR GUYS! I can't show you the email they sent me because it's super encrypted, but just take it from me— they were insiders.

I liked the finale of season 1 of Heroes. I saw it long after the fact (I think I started watching it on disc just before season 4 began), and thought it was more appropriate to the tone of the show than a big, dumb, too-low-budget battle would have been. If they would have left Sylar dead and the brothers dead, it…

"No" is always monosyllabic— I wonder if he meant monotone, because that was a hilariously flat delivery.

Last time I bought a film there, I was shocked at the sticker price, but almost every case had a 10, 20, or 30% off sticker on it. I should go back today after work! They had a ton of Criterion stuff. It was hard not to rack up hundreds of dollars.

I couldn't not think of this:
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*Sobbing* "Sons of Tuscon, new on Fox"? I watch Fox, I've never heard of this!

Oh god, I have to sing that now almost every time I use a hammer (I don't ever use a pick, so it wouldn't work if I waited).

I can't stand the Pearl Years because of those damn host segments. God damn it they just seem to drag on for ever and aren't funny. I'd take the home-made, cobbled together bits from the early seasons any day.

Once Frank left, it felt pretty wrong (and I include the Movie, which itself was cut way down to be shorter than an actual episode, which was weird. I wish they movie had been some weird 3-hour epic). Though I never adapted to post-Trace crow and my interest waned. I still watched it from time to time, and I still…

My future self loves that show!