Fine! Don't do any while I'm going to be in Denver. Fine. I don't care. Whatever. It's fine.

In my mind (and album collection), Siamese Dream is the only album Smashing Pumpkins ever released. It showed so much promise— I wonder why they never released a follow up.

I was so worried for Jack when he choked on those jelly beans during sex! Why would he even have been eating them!? Some Reagan fetish?

…like adobe?

These all sound like superior machines; however, do they have molded plastic cases to prevent fall-apart?

Well hockey fans, let's part with that old EA Sports sayin': "Get the fuck out of my buildin'!"

As I read over it, it was pronounced in my head as "fa-NART."

I'm going to admit that I'm more of a fan of Boys and Girls than the band, but that's probably from a lack of exposure. I have Separation Sunday and have only listened to it at work a few times (meaning I haven't really payed attention to it).

Why stop just because you're dead?

Yeah, now that Fred Phelps is dead, there is nobody even close!

I have drawn up plans for a fusion bomb of lust— a shaped high explosive charge blasts a cock into a vagina so hard that they violently fuse into pure sexiness. There is a funky shockwave of love that radiates outward leaving people overcome with deep, burning desires. There is also real burning involved, but many the…

This is how these lyrics should be rendered from now on. Officially, I mean.

Dirtbike Milksteaks reports, we decide! **flags, crying eagle**

So was Good Eats.

Ha! I just thought it was funny that there were two identical responses in two different conversations about the flavor of babies. Maybe I should have been more disturbed that there were two independent threads about what babies taste like in as many days.

That comment was asking for it! I didn't hear it say "no" when I clicked "edit"— that might have been the drugs, but no "no" = Consent! I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE!

Even though I already own it on the PS3, I bought it last night as soon as I read your post. I mean, it comes with all of the DLC (none of which I've bought yet), so it was really an easy decision.

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I hate myself for knowing that.

"Okay, Mr. Cosby, here's the outline for your new PR strategy: Lay low for a few years, and then you'll be dead."

[imma put this somewhere else…]