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That seems like a thing an idiot could be convinced is art. Now my aquarium of baseballs is also urine-filled. It's called Piss Cobb, and I've been told that it will only appreciate by several orders of magnitude over time. I'm looking to make a mint.

Fame whore!

I got Mechwarrior 2 with my Orchid Righteous 3D and loved the hell out of that game!

And, as hinted in the photo: "Kif! Show them the medal I won."

I also liked the "each point of it weighs ten thousand pounds" line. That whole presentation is great:
Caption: Virgon 6
Computer: "This is Virgon 6."
Professor: "This is Virgon 6."

I'm sure we'll all take note of your feelings about the plugging. You know, in case we need it at a future point in time.

I just use a bo, like Donatello.

" [I]f I were to figure how much of this experience [of watching Ghostbusters] I enjoyed, the number would probably be dispiritingly low…[b]ut I’m pretty confident that that ardor is based more on nostalgia than excellence."

The first one wasn't really that good, anyway. Everyone likes it only because of nostalgia. That's objective fact!

In English!

I got it. I thought it was a very good effort! *head pat, playful knock on the cheek*

Speaking of "crap," I was a little shocked that Zack left out what, to me, is one of the funniest, rapid-fire, throw away exchanges of the series.
"What's with all the crap?"
"It's not crap!"
"Dr. Mubutu collected this crap while he was exploring the, whachacallit? Universe."
The delivery of the third line is just

I thought Tom Waits for Snow Man's 10,000 comment was a quote from "The Hollow Men," but maybe that's just how I choose to remember it. I did like that he retired at that point. Didn't Sweet Clam also do a pretty epic exit? Hmm… is there a way to dig up TWfSM's profile up with this current commenting system?

DIABEETUS!

I sing it to myself almost any time I have to do anything with sugar. I had to look it up on Youtube a while back because nobody knew what the hell I was talking about, and I was beginning to think that I was going insane.

You didn't say what accent you'd like them to have. I'm genuinely curious and wasn't trying to be combative, sorry if I came across like that. However, they do this in Japanese games and animation quite a lot; they choose a culturally "equivalent" accent from the language they're localizing to (like how Osaka accents

So what accent would you have them use? It wouldn't really make sense to have them use a French accent if they're supposed to be speaking French, and we're just hearing a "translation." We're supposed to be hearing, in English, what French sounds like to French people (which would be mostly unaccented unless there are

He always cleaned his brush in the same way. Get it? It's funny!

It bothers me that these incompetent people have such a large and nice home.