When you're just a little bit bipolar, you can just take hydrogen to treat it.

It's okay, you don't need Motorhead to rawdog it in the bathroom.

Yeah, it seems that the quality curve of Champagne rises steeply to about 12 dollars, at which point it flattens to nearly horizontal.

They arouse you sexually?

That is an amazing question. They need to sell whatever dish or antenna they use on planes to everyday schmoes! They probably work better in storms, too.

My 64 oz. 7-Eleven cup agrees!

"…I have a coupon for this…"

Still good advice.

I wonder how many actors who are known for improvising are known for it just because it's obviously improvised when they do it. Improvisation like this is pretty cool because it adds depth and stems from a fairly complex understanding of the characters. I'm curious how many other scenes were improvised in that film. I…

Fortunately, the cat was into erotic asphyxiation, so it died happy. It was really a win/win.

"…. And here is The Specials playing… one of their songs…" I forget if it's "playing" or "with," but regardless, that is one of the many perfect musical moments of the film. Driver's delivery and demeanor there is funny, romantic, and believable. It's really good stuff. I'm going to try to watch it tonight! I know…

I don't want to say that you could have been her mini driver, but I'm going to anyway.

Is that a spin-off of Too Many Cooks?

I think we can wrap up television now. There's no point in ever making any more tv shows again.

God damn it! I was really hoping they were reprinting your write ups and giving you credit. This is an outrage!

That's a better idea for a celebrity spokesperson.

That's how I feel. I like the principle of this.

I laughed more at this than I did the commercial. I appreciate the commercial, but I didn't laugh at it. It does up Totino's as a brand in my mind a little because they allowed this to happen.

Is that where Blink 182 got their name?

That's even more worse. It sounds like an elaborate kink.