I took a poop at work this one time, and when I was finished and I'd pulled up my shorts, the cuff of my shorts were pretty well soaked. The though of "Oh shit, is the toilet leaking?" very quickly became "Oh shit, I hope the toilet is leaking!" I checked; and, no, the toilet wasn't leaking.

"…while browsing Tinder" is a little vague. Did you see it while browsing Tinder or was it a guide for no-handing so that Tinder browsing while peeing would be easier?

I don't know how the testing procedure ever would have made it past IRB.

"Ba da da da daaaaaa!
The Secret Sauce is Lubricant™!"

"I'm Lovin' it carnally!"

But there are dozens of us waiting to use this toilet!

Who have made this post?

P. S. Ofcock, Esq.

I disagree. I need more supercuts of every time someone does something.

I had no idea that there were several that I had missed. It was a fun adventure to watch them all from the beginning. I was happy that it was still troubling… nettles… *shudder*

I might normally think that this joke was in poor taste, but Ray himself said, "It turns out he wasn't kidding; he really couldn't remember last week's puzzler." After they retired, I spent too much time worried about how one would handle the death of the other. I didn't think it would happen this soon, though. This…

I'm not going to say that it made me tear up, but that's only because I don't want to admit to it.

It doesn't matter what the fuck Pacino thinks— Phil Hartman told her that she's loved. No other opinions will ever matter.

I don't have many celebrity crushes because I can't feel like they're not totally insane, but I have always given myself a sanity pass for Tierney. Maybe it's just because my near-obsession with News Radio tricked my lower brain into thinking I knew her or something. Anyway, she just has always seemed so bright and…

I'm going to allow this.

Howbuh arebuh youbuh dobing?

Proceed.

And monks are sometimes referred to as the "Domestic Partners of Christ." At least, I call them that anyway.

The part you quoted is about her character and the way the character was written. It doesn't say anything about whether or not she played the poorly-written character well. You do know that actors generally don't write their characters and determine what happens to them, don't you? At worst, the passage from Salon…

So, did you hear? Is Chaz gonna be okay?