@Gretchen: Let me suggest something up in the Bering Sea?

@Gretchen: I fully support the Bush ranch complex ceding from the nation and becoming its own state. Kind of like Peteopia in that one Family Guy episode.

It's good to know that Dubya is pursuing his interests in getting to know foreign nations - like New Mexico.

@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: Good. Haterz gonna hate. As long as you're happy, who cares what anyone else thinks?

@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: It's actually even LESS weird because you're both in similar lifestyles - college and grad school. Maybe some of your friends would worry about the relationship dynamic being problematic if one of you was in undergrad and the other was out in the 9-5 rat race, but even…

@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: That's not really a considerable age difference in my opinion. Are people more bothered by the fact that he is "college-aged"? I wouldn't bat my eyelashes at this - 3 years difference is NBD.

@Mrs. Beeton: BAHAHA. Thanks for that. I just guffawed.

@Alohamaid: PM'd back!

@Alohamaid: You could probably call them. I know my boyfriend did a lot of it over the phone, because there was a big issue with the spelling of his Portuguese father's name on the birth certificate. Am happy to Skype call the registry in Lisbon for you if you want - just PM me!

@Alohamaid: I speak fluent Portuguese and my boyfriend (who was born in Brazil and whose father is Portuguese) recently went through this same process. Maybe I can help?

@Phyllis Nefler: Roasted red potatoes rubbed with olive oil, garlic, salt, and rosemary.

@seatangle: I am assuming when Jenna was cutting/pasting, she forgot the change the name.

@Arken: Yes, but this is a kludge, or, at best, a half measure. I'd love to be able to use real Google Spreadsheets (part of Google Docs) on an iPad. I cannot work on it the way I can on a $400 netbook. Which is really lame, frankly. Editing one cell at a time is not an option. Not having full formatting control over…

@JordanGold: Maybe he was playing poker on his mobile game, for real Euros.

Hotmail? Dude should just get AOL and be done with it.

@Arken: I don't. My point is that if I could use Google documents, I could work with my iPad, instead of using it as a very cool game and media device. It's like a cool, flat PSP.

Well, excellent! Feel free to siphon the supply of Furstenberg-rejcted ball gowns that aren't "american enough" for Michelle and re-route them to me. Preference given to Yigal Azroel and Matthew Williamson. Kthx.

I am sure that iOS won't let it happen, and Apple doesn't really care that much about its users, but, like I broken record, here I go again: my iPad is for shit without being able to use Google Documents without some sort of incredible kludge. No alternative browser can work around this, of course.

@oilLeak: I noticed that too. Win.

@superflat44: This is so true. Nothing I have found works terribly well. I don't think we need anything fancy, but something that would preserve formatting in some format—.doc, .rtf, whatever—would be a killer app.