@skraelingshortbus: Win. I really hope no one gets the bright idea to do this in the northern hemisphere on the 4th of July.

@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: Honestly, if it's truly "out of sight, out of mind", there is no need to mention it to a new guy you've started seeing. Honestly, I wouldn't even mention that to my fiance. It's only worth mentioning if this guy was a) a serious ex-boyfriend, and/or b) you have some…

@Invisibelle01: Patriarchy, dude. Systemic subjection of women.

@Eric Smith 'Smizz': Yes. These events were very similar. Except the sting of 9/11 lasted longer, at least for me.

@FriedPeeps will kill for a CR-48: True that. This is why these net energy costs/savings things are so hard to properly calculate.

@airmanchairman: I miss my Filofax.

@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: Are you sure you aren't - even maybe a little - interested in seeing what he's been up to and figuring out why he hurt you in the first place? It sounds as though there may be some lingering feelings going on here - even though that can suck to admit to yourself. I've…

@ShogunSquirrel: Man, and then I was reading about the food, and I was like, well - I guess you could use a banana or cucumber...

@Stizzlesticks: I'm sorry - I totally thought you were talking about a vibrator.

@banzailibrarian: Break on Through To The Other Size. That is totally what the Doors meant to title that song. Weight loss inspiration.

Guess what, wingnut? The female partner is more at-risk than the man in most forms of sexual transactions, anal or otherwise. Perhaps you should refer yourself to stats on female-to-male HIV transmission through vaginal intercourse.

@sarahmas: Haha - I think that was Voltaire!

@FriedPeeps will kill for a CR-48: For Emphasis, and, maybe, Irony.

@missbossypants: I'm from Corporate Taxes, and I could not agree more.

Corporate Taxes! That's not so bad! I'll take it :)

@curiousgeorgiana: Really. I mean, know your market, Wet Seal.

@hellosunshine: Anything on Fugees - The Score. Especially Zealots.

@hellosunshine: Oh god. I commend you on at least getting to the marriage step, if that means anything!

@hellosunshine: Ugh, tell me about it. I've been in a LDR for almost 2 years now, so - I feel you.

@syneblue: Man, I think it's gone downhill.