Exactly. Has no one on Giz ever taken the most basic Econ 101 course? Supply, demand, and elasticity. You can look it up.

You're projecting. I don't even have a basement. I also hold a job, and have a firm grasp of English prose style. Looks like I'm up three-nil on you, jackass. Indeed, I cannot make any sense at all of your random noun and verb generator. But thanks for playing anyway. It's like a big picnic here, and your job was to…

Thanks for the invite, but being a guy, I sometimes bust out the sexist shit without meaning to. So it wouldn't be self loathing and, besides, guys usually fail to notice the thing about women that make other women crazy, if that makes any sense

Jesus Christ, you are entirely unable to read, aren't you? Abitofspatchka made perfectly clear that all she (she said she, and you didn't get to that part either) was saying is that Jez and Fleshbot are two rather different kinds of sites, and that it's amusing at some point for Jez to link to Fleshbot.

People are scared about being outed as visitors of pron sites, for some reason.

I can agree with that. I totally love my iPad, for different reasons than I love my other machines.

So, there's another model that looks like Kim K? Wow, who cares? This just means that there are two really not-terribly-attractive women out there that some publicist and hairstylist managed to make "attractive," by some standard, for money. I would imagine, however, that this model is several orders of magnitude…

I'm not very sure that the Shuttle program was worth the cost, if we look at the scientific gains that resulted from it, except for the Hubble Space Telescope, which is amazing. The shuttle program was interesting engineering, but not great science. There's a difference. That's my rational side talking.

And then, you win.

I am inclined to agree to the extent that the iPad is a consumption device. And I love it for that. But for productivity, it's pretty poor. I'd hate to see students buying iPads when a real computer could do a lot more for about the same money. This excludes most Apple products, though, except the Mini, but even then…

See? Jeez, I didn't think my wife even read Jezebel. Because she says the same stuff.

My straight (most of the time) wife seconds your comments, and will try to force her way to the head of te line. No earthly force can hold her back. I love Rapinoe just as much—she looks badass running down the field and serving up bitchin' crosses right to Abby's brainbox, FTW.

@charlestonchew and @Joe Geronimo: effing brilliant. What do you do with a Texas girl who can swallow an iPhone?

Kids today. They damn near want the car to steal itself, the lazy pussies.

Except the Church has this special Latin that is all modern, so they can write words like "television" and "internet" and "the earth is 4 billion years old." Well, except for that.

I can haz meme?

You win the week. Muchahs gracee-ahs.

Add "actionable" to that list. Half-wit middle managers are begging to get sued about once a minute these days.

This from a country that brought us "at the end of the day," "boots on the ground," and the wholesale dropping of definite articles ("I was at university, but a bloke gave me clap, so now I'm in hospital.")? This from a country with words like kerb and gaol? Buncha gits and knobs, the wankers.

Thanks! Great tip. My school's IT shop bought it, so I will ask about it. Even then, I am so happy with my shiny little friend that an upgrade seem superfluous right now. Plus, if it left my side for more than an hour, I think I'd have serious separation anxiety.