Yeah, must be tough, working so hard and being so talented.

He made “Tale of Tales” also, so it isn’t even his only foray into fairy tale material.

A never- ending first date with Pete Davidson? Sounds like a basic horror movie.

SPOILER SPACE!

The cops didn’t buy that line of reasoning. Fortunately, the county judge did!

Wise words from America’s foremost thespian, the Cryptkeeper… er, Janice Dickinson.

I didn’t take no for an answer either. Where’s my casting announcement?

Fat don’t crack.

But I thought he was not famous anymore.

He’s losing so much sleep, he accidentally voted the wrong way again. Poor guy.

But he has a daughter now, so he’s all better.

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve used that one to get out of important engagements. “Sorry, I will be unable to babysit Timothy this evening. My ego died and I have to go to the funeral.”

I’ve lost track. How many redemption tours does this make for Shia now? It’s surely not the first.

It’s funny: they ARE dumb jump scares, but here they actually serve a purpose. Indeed, the dumb jump scares are a conscious choice by one of the characters, pretty much just him jumping out and scaring the other guy for laughs.

“No pronouns necessary” is a weird and predictable moronic way to describe the site, isn’t it? Pretty sure these assholes love their pronouns, as long as they’re cis-gendered and traditional. “No pronouns necessary” just conjures up images of a pansexual free-for-all.

If he does, he’ll be a mere Bat-Mite.

Can you hear it? See it? Subscribe today? If you can’t then it doesn’t matter anyway.

Faster, Pennyworth! Butle! Butle!

It beats the HBOMax strategy, at least.

“Uh oh, bodies walled up in the basement? We’re gonna need to replace all this woodwork. And that’s a load-bearing wall, too…”