Won’t someone please think of the children... and all the crazy hot sex they could be having.

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He has indeed.

This, you see, is the sort of increased industry access that Jim Spanfeller made them leave Chicago for.

Terry O’Quinn playing a despotic general? Turns out The Walking Dead is actually a stealth sequel to Harsh Realm.

Hey, Pete and I are cool, but if Pete ever crosses my path he’s gonna rue the day, lemme tell ya.

This looks intriguing, but having found “We’re All Going to the World’s Fair” incredibly tedious, I suspect it is not for me.

So, speaking only theoretically of course, how many blue bloods would have to croak to usher in an Odenkirk dynasty?

Hey, if Morrissey’s cool with it, the campaign DJ could cue up “You’re the One for Me, Fatty” when Trump takes the stage.

Beef 2: Still Beefin’

Eh, they treated the material with all the respect it deserves.

He’s still kicking himself for botching his “Baby Driver” audition though.

I think Harley would handle an internet ghost with more aplomb than that hapless Jugalette.

I don’t think this meets the threshold of newsworthiness.

Ah, she thinks she’s hot shit in a champagne glass, but she’s really just cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup.

Oh no! Anyways…

Or jailing her for having a miscarriage, which Pence did when governor of Indiana.

But no one told her it was going to be this way.

Word is that they’ll be able to show the film when the firemen manage to unwedge Xi Jingping’s big fat ass from the venue’s front doorway.

At long last, the franchise is going tropical.