We were naughty, so now we only get one.

LSD Chimpanzee 

There you guys go again, getting our hopes up when we read the headline.

I was thinking more of this:

*shaking fists at the sky

So brave.

Whenever things in the ship looked like they were about to get well and truly dire, somehow the situation was defused. Not enough food? Oh, now they have a somehow self-sustaining eel tank.

It’s not the dumbest thing Judd’s ever done, as low a bar as that may be. The name suggests comfort and luxury: it’s supposed to be a nice space cruise for rich people, not a harrowing space adventure.

Season 2 left off on an open-ended note, but it works well enough for a finale: Earth’s government is mounting a rescue, but the world is running perilously low on lithium and is a hair’s breadth away from being well and truly fucked. They could do more if given another season, but in truth I was expecting more of a de…

Louis CK did in fact do something wrong, and he admitted it.

Hey, buddy, she ain’t that fat!

Oh, some racist baby-boomer doesn’t want to be mentioned in the same breath as Dave Chappelle? Big surprise, that.

Glimmers of hope? You mean the meteor is finally on its way?

It’s all downhill from here.

That they like to rap in a different way?

I was told there would be no math.

“Believe all women… unless they accuse me.”

Alas, the Grammy’s simply were not prepared for that jelly.

Funny how the endlessly delayed $300+ million picture starring an unhinged felon is apparently a masterpiece comparable only to the Second Coming, but the project with less than a third that budget and intended only for home streaming release is so lacking in merit that it must be written off and locked in a vault.

Per the article, Levi is actually his middle name. His surname is Pugh, making him in actuality Pugh-ish.