It’s not a reasonable reason, but this is how things often go after a corporate takeover, as when Disney took over 20th Century Fox: you cherry-pick which projects to support, sabotage others, and cancel the rest. And you point to the failure of the projects you sabotaged, saying “See what an awful mess the last guy…

My understanding is that Warner Bros Discovery are using it as a tax write off, as they are with “American Pickle” and the remake of “The Witches”. They are claiming that the movies have no value, and consequently they removed them from HBOMax and won’t be shopping them to other platforms. So as long as Zaslav is in…

Still not enough.

Hey hey hey! Save some room in that cannon for fellow vulture capitalist Jim Spanfeller! Not a lot of room, necessarily; we can smoosh him in with a plunger if need be.

sure to be a much better movie

given that they had finished making the movie and all

Discovery’s brass sure take the “move fast and break things” mantra to a new level.

Bold move for the studio, especially one that caved so hard to pressure from internet trolls demanding a Synder Cut that didn’t even fucking exist.

Instant panty-dropper.

Mmm. That don’t impress me much.

All I want to know is who plays Elon Musk in this saga.

I believe it was John Oliver who got the word out on Drumpf’s august family name.

Being a sitting congressman on the judiciary committee is surely not a factor.

I don’t wanna go to bed! You’re not my real father!

If it ceases to be profitable, then sure.

Too bad the print edition is dead, because otherwise they could have presented the article with a Scratch n’ Sniff fart recreation.

Suspiria, thankfully, has slipped through his fingertips.

Aww, can’t I get just one more Halloween ?

He would indeed.

Mediocre.