Usually I would say don’t kinkshame, but in this instance it’s for the best.

Usually I would say don’t kinkshame, but in this instance it’s for the best.

Next time, pat harder.

It’s like, how old can this man be? And the answer is none. None more old.

Having already filmed one sequel, the producers either need to make 7 Wonders or else commit seppuku. Those are the rules.

They’ll know they made the reich call when this movie Goebbels up all the money at the box office.

Wonder what they were thinking.

What a shitty company.

Thanks! Now I can definitely tell which way the wind is blowing.

It’s an all-Zoe(y) news day. 

Hmm, mine’s still not working. Care to give it a pull?

Y not throw in Zoe Kazan too for good measure.

You can just say influencer. In that context “poser” is redundant. And the same can be said for the “unlikeable” disclaimer.

Wrong wrong wrong. Leland Palmer of “Twin Peaks” is the ultimate tv dad. In one character, we see the entire spectrum of fatherly behavior: the loving father, the corny dad who sings “Mairze Dotes”, and of course… Well, to say more would be telling.

Money they don’t want to waste on grubby little writers, that’s for sure.

We could investigate, but if he himself is urging us honestly to nevermind, I’m inclined to leave it at that.

If nobody gets smooshed by that five ton boulder then I’m gonna want my money back.

That tweet is the most this dude has written since primary school.

I don’t think the show has ever managed to reclaim the quality of season 1, frankly. And scattered and underwhelming  as season 4 was, I don’t think it’s ever likely to do so with Hawley at the helm.

Uh oh, now you’ve forced Roku to employ the Ludovico Technique!

The announcement that could most pique my interest in another season of Fargo would be that Noah Hawley wasn’t returning.