Release the butthole cut of Super Mario, you cowards.

That’s a spicy press release.

And to think: these are allegedly the best movies coming to Hulu.

Damn, Herb, you cheap. You force your staff to move out to Cali and your miserly ass won’t spring for a Coachella ticket? Boo hiss.

Watch these?

No idea, I just took Hughes’ word for it though.

This guy was a producer. He does check the other 3 boxes though.

Ooh ooh. Something “allegedly dick-ish”?

The Herb said pivot to video, so they’re pivoting to video.

More page views this way.

That’s ok. We have the Bone show at home.

Two things: why are y’all posting updates on these old-ass articles? It’s been over two months. Why not just draft a new freakin’ article?

A hell of a lineup, and also Post Malone.

It pains me to tell you than they pulled Dr Teeth from the lineup at the last minute.

*sniff* Heaven just gained another aristocrat. 

Contempt for proper mask use can only bolster her evangelical street cred.

Apparently they suck so hard they passed it on to their progeny.

Truly a rich melange of batshittery is at work here. Sure, you’ve got your all-transcending megalomania on display, but there are hints of sad Facebook wacko crazy in there too, like “You think you’re safe in the first world with your virus panic attacks.”

Indeed, it seems that being better than Ezra is not much of a boast.

Alas, she is more peg than woman, now.