Fellas, fellas, fellas: this is a great joke, but April Fool’s Day was last week. Y’all missed the proverbial boat. Posting this cunningly conceived fake review now is only going to make some poor gullible soul out there think that some industry bonehead really decide to make a movie giving Celine friggin Dion the…

Ahhh, so this is the kind of unfettered industry access you can only get by forcing your staff to relocate to LA.

I hate this site, and so does my wife.

Get Out of My Dreams, Get into My Swamp

Hey, he both vehemently denies wrongdoing AND deeply apologizes? Well, I’m convinced!

When it’s awards season “best” comes to mean “Most Important”.

Dude looks like he just violently stubbed his toe up there.

Surely by now the arcade has burned down.

Sorry, Bob, you’re gonna have to find a lot more gay kisses to edit into the Disney oeuvre if you ever want to be un-cancelled.

If this comes on, I’ll be looking for the remote.

Unbielievable!

Those are the worst two princes I have heard of since the Spin Doctors fell out of fashion.

Just think, there’s a whole subculture of people waiting for these things with baited breath, all thinking “Someday our prince will come.”

Watch “Evil”. It’s a bit like the X-Files, only probably better. I loved the first season, but haven’t caught the second, which is its first season as a Paramount+ exclusive.

That ship sailed long ago. 

Hey, What’s On Tonight is back, in weekly form! I’ve missed the column this past week, but as far removed from the golden age of peak tv as we are, a weekly rundown really seems preferable.

What an exciting new idea: a show about bupkis.

“Most expensive,” maybe. But “best”? Get the fuck out of here.

Not just ads for House of the Dragon, but ads for any product could only benefit from this disclaimer. “Benioff and Weiss were not involved in any way, shape or form in the making of the Shinehardt Wig Company’s summer catelog.” It’s the new “gluten-free”.

Indeed, it can be two things.