Doesn’t sound like it’s hemorrhaging money to the degree of Peacock or Quibi. I would imagine that Disney+ has limited opportunity for growth anyway, due to the strictly PG nature of its content. And that a pivot to VR won’t cure. After all, what good is a Disneyfied virtual reality experience if you can’t coax Mickey…

Seems that Lovato prefers the pronouns they/them. So now there’s one thing I know.

Get bent, Paramount. Martin Short is the only Clifford we need.

But what about the rest of us? When will the Human Rights Foundation intercede on our behalf?

Sounds like Walt Becker should go back to Steely Dan.

Oh, no. No, no of course not. Now you just slam this PBR six pack right quick and look at the flowers while I go get the less rusty machete.

Bitch, bye.

You Otto know by now.

Well, if I’ve learned one thing from The Walking Dead, first we frantically amputate the arm, and eventually we’ll have to shoot you in the head when you succumb to the dreaded 5G.

It turns out that the worst horror of all is dying of dysentery.

Jimmy O’Yang? I thought he only went by that name on St. Patrick’s Day.

This is a curiously ambitious plan for a show that always felt so wonderfully laid back even as it probed the mysteries of the universe and consistently confounded expectations. Damned if I wouldn’t love to see it, though.

Oman, I did not see that one coming.

Man, I must have blinked at some point during Endgame and entirely missed Grieving Man, the much-touted first gay character on the MCU. Just as well though. He sounds like an inferior ripoff of DC’s own Captain Lachrymose.

C’mon Disney, remake Song of the South, you cowards.

Bueller? Bueller?

Just one last teeny weeny $660,000 withdrawal from the piggy bank before he goes.

Tiger King 2: The Search for More Money

Say gang, you guys posted a final article for the ultimate slasher franchise battle royale —twice—and removed it, also twice. What gives?

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