I guess we’re still waiting for Judy Sheindlin’s career to take its logical final form in Judge Judy and Executioner.

Musta been a heckuva marriage.

Hey, if you’ve already brought a kid into a world that is reeling on the edge of collapse from the forces of late-stage capitalism, why not go ahead and enter them into a high-stakes death match? At least that way you’re planning for their future.

Anything by the Cramps. And “Every Day Is Halloween” by Ministry.

Now that would be like rain on your wedding day.

All other details ought to be mere footnotes in the big important story here, which is of course the making of Goon.

And TCSM 2 is no slouch, either.

I definitely endorse Texas Chain Saw over Nightmare on Elm Street. Nightmare’s sequels have been campy and cheesy from the beginning, even New Nightmare. True, both franchises have been tainted by inferior remakes, but Nightmare is only the lesser offender in that regard only because no one can replace Robert Englund…

Not yet, anyway.

Is he funny or something?

Presumably there is a big overlap between those intent on lionizing Joe Exotic and the people who voted for a third- rate reality tv star in the last presidential elections.

If you think that’s bad, get a load of what happens to the clergymen in Rawhead Rex.

“Texas Chain Saw Massacre” has a much different tone and aesthetic than “Silence” or “Henry”, hewing much closer to an exploitation film than any of the other slashers in the contest. And it definitely fits the slasher bill: you’ve got a silent hulking maniac in a mask cutting up horny kids out in the boonies. If…

A perfectly cromulent choice in my book. I would submit that Pinhead isn’t a slasher at all. For at leas the first two movies, he isn’t even the villain. And “Hellraiser” is a terrific movie, sure, but it never matches the queasy intensity of TCSM.

It’s a pretty steep downhill after season 4.

Not what the actor was going for, ok, but the casting agent’s agenda is quite clear.

Only if they play “No Children”.

Ok Legendary, now hire Jodorowsky to make God Emperor, you cowards.

Somehow it feels like more. Maybe because there are now, what, 3 or 4 MCU shows on Disney+. 

“second second assistant director of the second unit”