Gee. That’s too bad.

I’m a big fan of Dune. Dune your mom, that is.

Ok, now they’re just trying to piss Denis Villeneuve off.

Well, I’m not sure now. Maybe Joe Bob Briggs lied to me.

My sources credit Dick Shawn and David Patch with performing the first high-five in 1968 for “The Producers”. So there.

Zuck Tales

Poor Ted. You can’t “lead with more humanity” if you don’t have any to bring with.

I think it’s important to affirm that this “Manhunt” is also not the greatly revered pornographic saga by the name.

Pretty sure I couldn’t even look at the screen during the first reveal.

It’s long been said that suggestion is the most powerful tool in horror. Show the monster, and people would say “Oh, it’s just a man in the suit.” And the principle holds true today. Even with CGI, the mind can conjure greater terrors than any image composed for the screen.

Probably another case of recency bias, but the opening scene of “It: Chapter One” had my heart beating out of my chest, and made me wonder if I would be able to make it through the damn thing. Bill Skarsgard as Pennywise is just so creepy and wrong, without the assistance of any special effect. In fact, it was only…

Pretty Liar Liars? With pants that are constantly on fire?

Never thought I would say this, but I’m especially looking forward to seeing Michael Shannon in a dress.

It’s true! It’s true, by golly! I seen it with my own two eyes!

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Coachella ovah here playing three-dimensional chess…

“Oh, they drove a dumptruck full of won up to my house. I’m not made of stone!”

Word is that the writer/director does not have plans for another season. Not that that would stop Netflix.

The Kristallnacht Method

The real walking dead were the friends we made along the way.