Avoid the Noid! He ruins pizzas!

Time to bust out this old chestnut.

How long does it take before staring at that header image allows it to steal your soul?

Mo’ Better Things

Are you suggesting, madam, that there exists a law compelling a gentleman to lay hold of canine bowel movements?

I’ve been playing Metroid. Haven’t had to kill any dogs yet.

Oh sure, a haunted mansion is nice, but I for one can hardly wait for The Muppets Go Someplace Cheap.

I would prefer Blinded by the Light.

Rob Schneider is about to find out…

On second thought, I think I would rather not know what’s on tonight.

If you don’t get the jab, you might get the box cutter.

What do you move on to after “Better Things”?

From your fingertips to god’s ears.

Did you chop her down and count the rings?

That volume of nuts is nuttin’ to sneeze at.

Wouldn’t bother Greg Abbott. He ain’t using that foot anyhow.

You can’t hurry death. You’ll just have to wait. Death don’t come easily. It’s a game of give and take.

Give him this, Colin’s mean girl game is on point. I’ve never felt more like a vanilla basic bitch in my life than I do right now.

That’s DOCTOR Spacetwink to you, bucko.

In order to tip the scales of justice back into their rightful place, Spike Lee will soon furiously tweet out Bong Joon Ho’s address.