I got a Dawes notification for this?

Maybe they could try heisting tiny dogs. “Feist Heist”.

It’s like, how much more short could these pants be? And the answer is none. None more short.

Never mind that shit, here comes the season finale of The Last Drive-In! B-movie legend Roger Corman will be chatting with Joe Bob Briggs during the breaks. The first feature, Briggs has hinted, is one Corman directed from the 60's, and the second is a controversial 80's monster mash which he produced, so place your…

Ha! Puny commenters. The mighty A.V. Club cares not for your sad little pop culture weekends. Now behold another one of awesome slide shows.

Dare I say, every movie should have a werewolf break. When else would you have time to guess which characters might be werewolves?

No werewolf, no sale.

I, for one, welcome our new private equity overlords.

Smit happens.

This is how we do it.

But without "This Is Us" telling us who we are, what will be left of us? And what will we become?

Gee, what pop culture website could be stupid enough to participate in THAT image rehabilitation tour? Surely not the great AV Club! Oh wait...

I think I speak for us all, or maybe just some of us, or then again maybe just the proprietor of the restaurant when I say Bawitdaba de dang de dang dookie dookie.

Are you a drive-in mutant? Are you not like other people? Are you sick? And disgusting? If life had a vomit meter, would you be off the scale? If so, it may interest you to know that Shudder’s “The Last Drive-In” is well into its third season. Among the movies featured this season are Mother’s Day, Audition, Class of…

Given that at least three of Spacey’s accusers have died suddenly, I imagine there may be more reason to remain anonymous than the mere desire for privacy.

“Sir, what is your location?”

I stabbed the sheriff, but I did not stab the deputy.

When equipped with a sharp object, a Wookiee will usually not stab anyone, though they May hew.

Hey everybody, have you heard the news? Joe Bob is back in town. He’s on The Last Drive-In, hanging around watching crazy movies, so come on down.

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