Now I know why I’m so sick of hearing about this damn show.

It is indeed quite awful. 

Stop the presses! Gwyneth Paltrow has just put out a new video about her Goop-assisted COVID recovery. Take that, NHS!

Mmmm. Pig valve....

Canadian woman, stay away from me. Canadian woman, just let me be.

I got some bitches to apologize to!

Sorry AT&T, but the options were either a) bring back the Venture Brothers or b) get the fuck out.

In these trying times, it is important to have a hobby.

Sack Znyder

wonder what the excavation site looks like under a blacklight.

Faster, Bachelor! Bach! Bach!

Let's see if he has any guts.

And lick it off after.

The villains on "Timeless" were indeed called Rittenhouse.

Now, if her two-holed blanket could talk, it would tell you some stories.

Did JJ forget that he already had a Stephen King anthology series? It would be so unlike him, and his exacting attention to detail.

A plan, eh? So you’re saying JJ Abrams was only minimally involved.

Why Does Hulu Think That These Movies, Previously Featured on Our List of the Best Horror Movies on Hulu, Are Horror Movies?

If she needs help getting bonified, I have a free weekend coming up.

And why is Archie from Riverdale immune? Was he conceived at a Trump rally or something?