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The Allusionist
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Verily, one must live every week as though it were shark week.

I find it odd to see Train to Busan praised for its heart and “engaging characters”. The leads are all stock characters: the ruthless executive, the divorced dad who works too much, the tough guy who is softened by incipient fatherhood. And I found the heroic sacrifice at the end purely maudlin.

When you determine matters of self interest using alternative facts.

RIP Ass Dan.

Everybody said it was a shame

Agent Finn Alley!

ONCE

Why are y’all shilling this shit?

adam? I don’t even know ‘am.

“I Can’t Quarantine for COVID-19"

As the press release from NBC said, “How much more good could these girls be? The answer is none. None more good."

Gotta go with the one where they prevent gangsters from killing them by demanding to speak to a manager.

Aww, but they tried so hard.

Naah, screw this PureFlix lookin’ bullshit.

From the presidential motorcade, if my prayers are ever answered.

‘Bout time they pumped the brakes on this franchise.

2 Voyage 2 Fantastic

Wake up, sheeple! This Fake News virus is just a ploy of Chinese mask manufacturers conspiring to sell more masks!

Hmm. Label says "Made in China"...

Worst. Episode. Ever.