“The Man...” uhh... “With the Golden Catheter"

*Erich von Stroheim punches hole in straw boater

On Shudder.

Not sure if it's the same guy, but he’s utterly obnoxious.

How much more bad could these boys be? None. None more bad.

Aww, can’t I get one more blood?

Sequels that throw “More” or “Another” into the old title have a sort of journeyman’s dignity to them as well, as they announce to the audience, “Here’s more of the same.”

How much more dank could these memes be? None. None more dank.

A plumber killing turtles and eating mushrooms? How has Harmony Korine not yet made that movie?

“Standard definition? Dammit, granny, I said I wanted an all-region Blu-ray!”

With that title, I expect this to sell like gangbusters on dvd when the holidays roll around, as the nation’s grandmas buy gifts for their ungrateful grandsons.

Loved her big scene with the kitchen knife.

Largely the show has thrived while keeping its supernatural elements ambiguous. There are definite sinister goings-on, some of which the team has been unable to explain, though usually the evils they investigate were wrought by human hands.

Very well, icky American remakes for some, tiny American flags for others.

No contrariness intended. To be sure, most American remakes are broader and dumber than the original films. We practically expect that, nowadays. But not all are so warped by the Hollywood process that they become utterly pointless. That's particularly disappointing.

So much for being always welcome!

Well deserved criticism for a toothless Americanization.

I can use both hands as well, for, uh, certain things.

Sure, roll your eyes, but casting Will Ferrell in the lead essentially undermines the entire premise. 

You underestimate how much the man wants his Oscar.