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The Allusionist
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The only thing in the episode that made me feel anything was God tearfully killing his new creations as they pathetically squeal “I love you” over and over. So good on Mark Harelik. He’s been pretty strong this season, though there wasn’t much he could do to save the show from itself.

Sean Penn sure will be pissed when he finds out that Scorsese stole the premise of “Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff”.

Spare us your plattitudes.

“I hate trees!”

Hulu: “Negative, Ghostrider”

Nowadays they’re more of an Disney hype factory.

The youtube account seems to have given up on the rankings before coming up with a top 20 trailers. The best 27 to 50 are covered, th0ugh!

Don’t be too hasty. Esteem of “Chinatown” has fallen precipitously since we decided to rename it “Roman Polanski Town”.

It’s certainly much more memorable than the movie, which is fairly dull and which certainly did not keep me awake for hours of earnest discussion.

Hey, maybe you have a chance after all.

The real game of thrones was the friends we made along the way.

The Following” remains crap tv’s crap standard.

It’s a role that moved him... to a bigger tomb.

Will Kevin be acquitted yet again on murder charges when he trots out the old “stand your ground” defense? I can’t wait to find out!

THIS SUMMER

Also, it can’t be easy getting to that toadstool underneath his generous spray-tanned panniculus.

Aww, can’t I get one more blood?

Dostum? I don’t even know ‘um.

Hey, it was a mercy killing. And he only ate them because why let all that perfectly good meat go to waste?

Too bad. You were presumably ready to go with an “Abominable really lives up to its name” review.