The only part about the third movie that fascinates me is that they replaced him with a Cousin Oliver for the Firefly clan.

For added verisimilitude, it needs to be able to piss on the carpet, too.

Really, the less this overlaps with Ayer’s Suicide Squad the better. If you gotta throw out the little bit of good with all the bad, so be it.

Conservatives and diaper-fetishists are not to be trifled with!

Wow, people haven’t been so upset at an astronaut movie since “First Man” denied Marco Rubio a glimpse of the American flag being planted firmly in the moon’s virgin soil.

He snapped at him as though he was a common staffer!

Calling it now: the big twist is that “The I-Land” is actually a peninsula.

*Russia turns off its lights, pretends its not home

I dunno, Falwell Sr. had a threesome with his mother and a goat in an outhouse and his career never took a hit.

Three Men and a Face-y

“Who pays for Electro’s car?

Can you imagine seeing a movie with this guy? 

Hail Statham!

This show deserved to die, and I hope it burns in Hell.

Katie Hopkins calling anyone else a nobody? That is rich.

It’s a cousin of the chazzwozzer.

It’s expected that the board may fine advertisers as much as nine hundred dollarydoos.

No one gives a shit about Eric Roberts!

Handlen seems to have the comics version of Cassidy in mind while watching, who is a good bit more of a bastard.

The Futtermans totally got smooshed by that snowplow, but who can complain about Dante bringing them back for the sequel?