You’ve convinced me. Let’s start up a GoFundMe for the big guy.

If he’s hunting down members of the Real Housewives, I say we just let Michael Myers do his thing.

Blast Hardcheese!

I liked it, but it does lose the thread when it shifts protagonists. The film’s satire of consumerism is never subtle -Hell, it’s about a coven of pervy witches openly running a posh department store- but at that point Strickland starts to indulge his silliest ideas, and things start to unravel.

Don’t mock the Enchantress for her sexy Parkinson’s!

It was decided by watching her act.

Have no fears, they’ve got stories for years.

Alas, I was hoping, per the title, for a Syfy movie about a single mother who is also a truck.

Per the review she “gives a more nuanced performance than a lot of the writing supports”, from which we must conclude that the writing is just incredibly flimsy.

They both look like they just had a peak inside the Ark of the Covenant, anyway.

Failed Dursties

He was already tired of winning. Not much for stamina!

So, he’s probably not a shoo-in for district attorney?

Ron DeSantis?

Gee, tough crowd.

For big blue lady with a mohawk... Julie Andrews, if she’s available.

Honestly, it isn’t worth your time.

But there wasn’t a sign! How are they to know not to gab on their phones if there’s no sign telling them not to?

Hey there, that’s America’s shaft you’re aspersing.

That may not have improved the experience of watching “Joy”, but it assuredly can’t have made it worse.