@ThaHellYouWant: Aye, way to let your kids grow up in a smoking household, Michelle.

@cubiclegnome: I wonder how many fewer parents are putting their kids to sleep with liquor, like was common in my parent's generation.

Screentime.org doesn't exist.

Great. That's all we need.

@nexusone: SILENCE

Does RTM still cost money for Android? It was a 60-day trial when I first got it.

Anybody who is buying their dress pants at Old Navy needs to shop somewhere else.

Okay, how many posts until someone says that this is Google harvesting your articles and using it for a) advertising, b) selling to foreign governments, c) taking over the world.

The anti-guitar hero plastic guitar angst from musicians has always made me lul. They're so defensive.

I am very content on just about that in Massachusetts. But, honestly, if I didn't have 2 roommates paying rent to me, it'd be very tight.

@barrywoods: SO what you're telling me is that my hypothesis IS CONFIRMED.

So what you're telling me is that my router is COOKING MY BRAINS

@Astro-Creature: Pretty much all of my guy friends own a videogame console, and .. approximately 30% of my girlfriends.

@dowingba: Well I guess you're good for three more years.

Lull. Love the cultural association between losers and Metallica t-shirts

Someone wanted an excuse to use the fleshlight pic again

@vinylrake:

4 weeks, but you can add a week from the previous year for a max of 5 weeks. I have some obscene amount of sick time piled up too... but I've got no clue about that. And I just hope I never have to use it.

Because every attractive notebook has to be a MacBook ripoff.

@Curves: Season 1 is all about posting on Gizmodo. It's riveting TV.