Here it is as basically as I can possibly explain (hold onto your shorts, friend):

DnD is a mechanical game system for TTRPG play. In 2000, the company that now owns the IP, WotC (Wizards of the Coast) issued an OPEN GAMING LICENSE (the OGL referenced here) which was a LEGAL DOCUMENT of rights which they provided so…

Yeah, but that guy was nothing but trouble.

“But in no other industry would it be acceptable to take abuse from a boss or employer in this kind of way...”

When your life is shit, and it your own fault because you made bad choices, it’s easy to strike out at someone who is “different” ... and the GOP’s greatest strength is making everyone else seem different than their base.

“It’s just needless, pointless cruelty all the way down.”

This right here it is really all it is. Cruelty

That lawyer character should’ve had his own spinoff. 

My buddy was completely baffled, almost feeling insulted, when I once mentioned that I bought this real nice calculator-app for Android (HiPER Calc Pro, btw). He’s of the opinion that everything should just be free, especially on Android.

Why would they? Doing so is only going to antagonize the person who made the threats in the first place. They are trying to step away from people like that. Not engage more.

“I bought your game so YOU’RE MY DAD NOW! I WANT DLC!”

He had sex 10 times?

This is impressive in how brazen it is more than anything else, because there’s not much that’s remotely well planned out or subtle about this.

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that…

I’m a huge fan of the cyberpunk genre as were all my gaming buddies so we watched the shit out of this movie.

In tomorrow’s news; Logan Paul challenges Coffezilla to a boxing match. 

“I think they [the metal detectors] should be removed from the Capitol, filled with Tannerite and blown up,”

Fuck Logan Paul.

‘I’m not a crook I’m just an idiot - I swear!’

I mean as far as defenses go most will buy it from Logan. 

“My job as a journalist is to reach out to all parties. Logan had accused Zach of stealing his code. I reached out to Zach and got his story and then reached back out to Logan and his manager in response. Logan and his manager chose to not comment and then get upset when I quote the guy they hired.”

Oh, it’s going well!

I remember going to see this movie in theaters when it first came out. I think there might have been 3 other people in the theater with me. I walked out of the movie when it finished with my mind blown. Couldn’t understand why nobody went to see it then and I don’t now. I still have my VHS copy of it that I bought at…